what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
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just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
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How would the world 20 years after a zombie-virus had killed the entire human race?
These extremely life-like images are actually screenshots from the Playstation game “The Last of Us” in which this scenario becomes reality.
Even though a zombie-virus perhaps isn’t our most realistic apocalypse, the images awakens certain feelings in me. We’re not going to be around forever - is this how the world will look when we’re gone?
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“He’s shooting a film in my area right now, and he takes a ton of time when he has a break to meet & greet, sign, do photos. He’s a very nice guy. This is a friend of mine’s child.” (x)
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dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
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He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
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WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR
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